Global Scale Modeller

Step out of the car please sir....
You will respect my authority!

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Due to congress sequestration process the jont working group has found a cheaper alternative to the car take back scheme, using the acronym FORD, For Overseas Re-Deployment.

Due to rising gas prices, drivers are forced to attempt midair refueling.

You're supposed to take the Stinger out of the the trunk BEFORE deployment goddammit!!

damn vallet parking

Well,.... S**t.

The fast and the Very furious. (Too soon?)

I don't know what you're moaning at. Look what happened to my Porsche!

Holy Toledo! The Eagle has landed!

You're alright mate, loads of room!

Yehaa, jesters dead! Doesn't count, you went (way) below the hard deck.

So, combat identification panels don't work in peacetime either?

Stop trying to do EE Lightning take-offs!

Little bit of duct tape and she will be good as new!

Turn right she said. The road is safe she said.

Ping! You have reached your destination.

Dude didn't I told you NO PARKING here!!!

That will teach him for giving me a speeding ticket..

Instead of posting seven different ones, I just put them all in one entry.

1. Due to cutbacks in the military, they are cross training tank drivers to fly F-15's.
Results have been mixed at this time.

2. I told you this would happen if all those aircraft guys tried to do an armor SIG GB.

3. It actually sounded like a good idea when we left the club last night.

4. New version of rock, paper, scissors. F-15 covers car.

5. Just because the Navy dropped a toilet on Korea, doesn't mean the Air Force can drop a car on Afghanistan.

6. Due to budget cutbacks, the Air Force has contracted out to vehicle repossession companies.
Results have been mixed at this time.

7. Okay, everybody back in the classroom. This concludes today's demonstration of the laws of physics.

Pirate Hunter

What happens when you try to give a fighter pilot a speeding ticket.

Sir? Does our insurance cover "mounted by a fighter jet?"

The lesser spotted F-15 Eagle has been known to have odd mating habits.

A: Due to budget restraints and the added emphasis on stealth technology, F-15's have been cleverly disguised as a hood ornament on cars.
Results are mixed at this time.

B: Due to budget constraints and the need for a more mobile Air Force, the Air Force is experimenting with transporting F-15's on top of cars.
Results are mixed at this time.

C: After years of abuse from Navy and Marine pilots about how the Air Force needs a 10,000 foot runway to land on, the Air Force is experimenting with a car CARRIER type landing strip.
Results are mixed at this time.

Yours
Pirate Hunter

-Guy on the left- "The boss is going to kill me, I'm gonna be sick... nope, I Brad Pitt myself."
-Guy on the right- "You think you've got problems, the sgt still wants me to put the spare wheel on!"

That's is one bird that can't park lol

Johnny wasn't sure why there were sprues of car parts in his airplane model box, but he made the kit anyways.

" Ah. That's Where I Parked it !!!!!"

afghan air force new secret weapon to drop on the Taliban, "Ford Tough"

Uno ab alto (One over all) airforce slogan.

Looks like a nice scene for a diorama!

1. That's not what I meant by "Pork Belly"

2. Apple Maps, still not ready for navigation...

"What if" a police car as a jet fighter

I told you letting your wife drive the police car was a bad idea.

Childrens favorites "Starscream" and "Barricade" are dropped from the next Transformers movie after screenshots from a private sextape are discovered doing the rounds on various internet sites..
Both stars refused to comment ...........

F-15: "I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him George"


GG

At least the airbags work!

Glen

That's what I get for asking my wife to park the car!

Ok...so I couldn't catch you for the speeding ticket!...but I've got you bang to rights for low flying!


BrianG

Fred, you still want me to get your Doughnuts of the back seat?

Glen

Glen wrote:Fred, you still want me to get your Doughnuts of the back seat?

Glen

Is my coffee still there?

Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with a jet!

I've seen an eagle snatch a salmon right out of the river, but never a pig right off the street.

Dude what would happen!

The sat nav told me to stay on this road for 2 miles!!

How about?

"See Harold, i told you this landing gear wouldn't hold!!" :p

A lick of paint and it will be as good as new.

It'll buff out

Anyone got some black nasty?

'On tonight's episode of Cops.....'

AvGas thief puts pressure on local cops.

Maybe ObamaCare isn't such a bad idea after all!

Sniffer dogs? The (ch)Air Force have drug seeking cruise(er) missiles!