Global Scale Modeller

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:07 pm**

Git Sum!

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:25 pm**

Driver ''That's it the engine has had it, we are stuck''
Radio operator ''Damn, there showing The Great Escape at HQ''
Gunner ''I have an IDEA...''
*BANG*
Commander ''The way to HQ was to our front''
Gunner ''I know, i saw The Great Escape last Christmas''

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:49 pm**

"Now there's no reason to be late for a war anymore!"

Posted: **Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:47 pm**

Bang! Bang! And there off!

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:04 am**

Hold my beer!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:39 pm**

"LOOK MOM, NO HANDS!"

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:13 pm**

This may be silly, but.....
Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, sir.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:18 pm**

rodders wrote:This may be silly, but.....
Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, sir.

Daka daka daka daka daka daka

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:22 pm**

Or to stretch it a bit.....
You can teach monkeys to fly better than that.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:20 pm**

commander to gunner: forgotten your key again. why not just knock.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:46 pm**

Or.. Commander to gunner again... I know you're thirsty but, the pubs don't open for half an hour.You haven't been watching the Italian Job again have you.

Posted: **Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:53 pm**

rodders wrote:Or.. Commander to gunner again... I know you're thirsty but, the pubs don't open for half an hour.You haven't been watching the Italian Job again have you.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:10 am**

What does this button do sarge!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:18 am**

New afghani self propelled surface to air missile ......

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:26 am**

New kamikaze tank - "Banzai!"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:35 am**

"Want some T-BOY?"

hansolo

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:19 am**

Yet a another top gear quote
And on that bomb shell good night
Or
I am no expert but that didn't sound like the engine back firing

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:17 am**

Who says size doesn't matter

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:02 pm**

"This is going to hurt"

"In Soviet Russia, tank drives you!"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:04 pm**

"The Fast and the furious Soviet edition"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:54 pm**

Or we didn't have this much trouble since we ran into that bounty hunter on Ord Mandell.

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:21 pm**

The Russian successor to the Ekranoplan, The Ekranotank!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:33 pm**

DUKES OF ARABIA!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:40 pm**

Unleash the Hounds!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:44 pm**

Go.. Speed Russian(racer)..Go...

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:46 pm**

Hurry Vladimir! Its half price Vodka Night!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:27 am**

"...and when I tap the dashboard, bring the vehicle to a controlled stop."

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:37 am**

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:39 am**

That's the last time I have a curry before work

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:55 pm**

SQUIRREL!!!!

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:19 pm**

Hahaha

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:54 am**

that's a quick way to cook dinner !

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:50 pm**

Johnny i told you not to put your cough cough in the breech while watching that channel on the comms network video feed.

MR T: ''eat ...insert brand... get some nuts'', won't mention the name so as not to advertise a superior brand of chocolate.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:19 am**

"Are you actually aiming or just using the force ?"

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:41 am**

Only one more day people - Get captioning....lol

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:16 pm**

new russian tactic: Jumpshot

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:31 pm**

YEEEEEE HHHHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:51 pm**

"Beta Testing for ARMA 3 was more problematic than expected"

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:34 pm**

tanks can fly and fire

your argument is invalid!

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:28 pm**

Lewis Hamilton: "So, Jenson, aggressive driver am I?"

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:33 pm**

BANG! And the dirt is gone!

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:05 pm**

PhildaFish wrote:BANG! And the dirt is gone!

Classic....!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:20 pm**

" OK ok so who has farted "

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:52 pm**

Hay Homey,I just put in the shocks from my LowRider.

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:12 pm**

Its the new Flymo tank. All soldiers say that battles are a lot less bother with a hover

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:22 pm**

toonarmy wrote:Its the new Flymo tank. All soldiers say that battles are a lot less bother with a hover

lol...

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:23 pm**

Extreme X-Games
R u up for the challange

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:51 am**

The Flatulation one is my favorite, but I'll take a stab at it...........

"Idiot! I told you to load a dummy round! There goes the Comrade General's BMW!"

Ha,
Bill.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:02 am**

Aerial stability control.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:39 am**

"There go those crazy Duke boys again!"

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