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Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:16 pm**

The 5Craven Challenge - Caption Competition

Dave (5Craven) has kindly donated a Tamiya 1/48 Marder III M to International Scale Modeller as a prize for some one to win. A very generous gift indeed!

You can also see a review of the kit I did a couple of weeks ago....

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All you have to do to be in with a shout for this great model, ideal for dioramas, is come up with a witty caption for the picture below, that's it!

This competition is open to everyone except Admin and, as with all our competitions, is open to everyone from around the globe, no matter where you are in the world. The competition will run for two weeks until 9pm GMT on 26th June 2013. Dave will pick the winning caption and his decision is final.

I'm looking forward to your entries.......

Just post your entries below - Go for it...

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:51 pm**

Ha! Ha! Ha!... OK Gunner! I know this is your party trick to eat a Chicken Vindaloo then stick your bottom into the loading bit of the gun and let rip but this is getting out of hand. This isn't Red Dwarf and your name's not Lister OK?

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:54 pm**

TO THE PUB!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:00 pm**

: For f*** sake Barychnikov, I'm trying to shoot those afghans stop doing those dancing moves in the air with the tank!

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:06 pm**

"Forward, the Tank Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
No one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
And, tho' their tanks did fly,
Screaming a fearsome cry,
Into the valley of Death
And this time kicked some butt!"

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:17 pm**

Ok here it goes and.. i can´t imagine nothing more.. "HONNEY!!! WERE THE KEY´S TO THE TANK!!! AND WERE´S THE BABY???" that was awfull! but its done... lol

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:18 pm**

HobbyModeller wrote:TO THE PUB!!!!

ah ah ah ah!! Awsome:)

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:27 pm**

Here is another one.

"I thought you told your girlfriend you only shot blanks!"

Cheers
Jim

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:28 pm**

As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:31 pm**

5Craven wrote:As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!

Thanks for clarifying mate. And thanks also for this fantastic prize. Very much appreciated by one and all.

Cheers
Jim

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:32 pm**

5Craven wrote:As far as I can tell there is no limit to the number of entries you can make. Post as many as you like, think of I have I got News For You!

ok, then. My first thought was
"YEE-HAH!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:38 am**

"Run Roscoe Run! That is DEFINITELY NOT the General Lee! "

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:13 am**

I have a few ideas for this,

The first a simple

Heck yea!'

or maybe

'Blur had a lot to answer for when they created the song no1'

or

'AFV combat, you're doing it right'

or

'So what did you do at work today Daddy?'

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:16 am**

HobbyModeller wrote:TO THE PUB!!!!

The correct quote on ANY picture ANYWHERE, EVER.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:54 am**

"Newtons Law's Were Made to be Broken."

"New Irish Stealth Tank Unveiled"

"Some say he moonlights driving tanks, Some say he has his own mix of gunpowder, all we know is, its the Stig's army cousin"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:20 pm**

"In Soviet Russia tanks fly"

"Vladimir, I told you not to fart down the gun barrel!"

"The all new T-80, fuelled by explosive vodka"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:28 pm**

"Does this thing come with breaks?""

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:30 pm**

"You've successfully passed your MOT sir"

"What does this lever do?"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:32 pm**

WebbyNZ wrote:"Some say he moonlights driving tanks, Some say he has his own mix of gunpowder, all we know is, its the Stig's army cousin"

Fantastic!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:32 pm**

Has to be said in a Jeremy Clarkson voice - "POWER"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:33 pm**

Lee wrote:Has to be said in a Jeremy Clarkson voice - "POWER"

Oooii who said you could join in

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:34 pm**

"Be all that you can be... And then some!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:35 pm**

"We are not at home to Mr. Physics!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:41 pm**

"This, comrades, is how we'll counter the new American stealth tanks!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:56 pm**

"Behold!!! The All New Mexican Jumping Tank!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:57 pm**

and Jeremy Clarkson is GOD!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:17 pm**

"What do you mean - 'the force proportional to masses of interacting bodies and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them'?"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:05 pm**

The Womens Institute from Lemington Spa enjoying their Red Letter Day.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:31 pm**

In Jeremy Clarkson voice "So, How hard can it be?"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:25 pm**

In Yorkshire, to commemorate the Male tank of WWI and inspired from watching T'Fast 'nd T'Furious, Lance Corporol Siminite Posetlthwaite renames his tank.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:58 pm**

man i love photo shop

michael

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 pm**

how about

"flying tanks - air support and armoured cavalry in one".

"12th tactical flying T-80 squadron ready for action"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:20 pm**

Who's Captain Slow now, Clarkson?!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:22 pm**

"No more cunning plans, Baldrick!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:33 pm**

"Grow up Bond, I said a GENTLE test drive!!!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:37 pm**

JESUS!!!!!! That's why the commanders called Captain Methane.

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:38 pm**

Left hand down a bit... NO LEFT!!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:06 am**

Heck yeah we're flying

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:10 am**

Bloody Mosquitos have it

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:05 am**

I said that shell charge was to to big....

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:41 pm**

Warp speed, mister sulu!

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:44 pm**

and for the Star Wars fans:
"This ain't like dusting crops, boy!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:09 pm**

No Gerald that was not the reverse gear

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:11 pm**

"The rare 'Flying Tank' migrates upwards in the winter tending to travel alone rather than in a pack"

All in a David Attenborough voice of course

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:12 pm**

Sir are you sure we didn't leave Jimmy at Bovington on the field trip?

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:18 pm**

tanks which fire and drive is so 2012...
in 2013 tanks fly and fire!

Jan

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:24 pm**

Roads? Where we're going Marty, we don't need roads

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:26 am**

Johni044 wrote:Roads? Where we're going Marty, we don't need roads

good one

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:42 pm**

Don't be stupid, tanks can't flyaaaaaaaAAARRRGGHH!!!

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:53 pm**

Gunner! Calm down, that's just an oasis!

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