The Gregchez Challenge - Caption Competition....

Post by **fly1ngdutchm4n** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:45 pm

Step out of the car please sir....
You will respect my authority!

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Post by **Northboy321** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:56 pm

Due to congress sequestration process the jont working group has found a cheaper alternative to the car take back scheme, using the acronym FORD, For Overseas Re-Deployment.

Post by **jmar829** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:02 pm

Due to rising gas prices, drivers are forced to attempt midair refueling.

Post by **5Craven** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:34 pm

You're supposed to take the Stinger out of the the trunk BEFORE deployment goddammit!!

Post by **MarkVerploeg** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:53 pm

damn vallet parking

Post by **Mike00** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:20 pm

Well,.... S**t.

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:09 am

The fast and the Very furious. (Too soon?)

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:25 am

I don't know what you're moaning at. Look what happened to my Porsche!

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:39 am

Holy Toledo! The Eagle has landed!

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:43 am

You're alright mate, loads of room!

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:46 am

Yehaa, jesters dead! Doesn't count, you went (way) below the hard deck.

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:49 am

So, combat identification panels don't work in peacetime either?

Post by **chief5437** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:50 am

Stop trying to do EE Lightning take-offs!

Website · Post by **CrackedCubes** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:27 am

Little bit of duct tape and she will be good as new!

Post by **portlandjoe** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:06 pm

Turn right she said. The road is safe she said.

Post by **alextheblue** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:11 pm

Ping! You have reached your destination.

Post by **EasyEight96** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:27 pm

Dude didn't I told you NO PARKING here!!!

Post by **JayCub** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:59 pm

That will teach him for giving me a speeding ticket..

Post by **Pir8hnter** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:10 am

Instead of posting seven different ones, I just put them all in one entry.

1. Due to cutbacks in the military, they are cross training tank drivers to fly F-15's.
Results have been mixed at this time.

2. I told you this would happen if all those aircraft guys tried to do an armor SIG GB.

3. It actually sounded like a good idea when we left the club last night.

4. New version of rock, paper, scissors. F-15 covers car.

5. Just because the Navy dropped a toilet on Korea, doesn't mean the Air Force can drop a car on Afghanistan.

6. Due to budget cutbacks, the Air Force has contracted out to vehicle repossession companies.
Results have been mixed at this time.

7. Okay, everybody back in the classroom. This concludes today's demonstration of the laws of physics.

Pirate Hunter

Website · Post by **Gav0909** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:01 pm

What happens when you try to give a fighter pilot a speeding ticket.

Sir? Does our insurance cover "mounted by a fighter jet?"

The lesser spotted F-15 Eagle has been known to have odd mating habits.

Post by **Pir8hnter** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:10 pm

A: Due to budget restraints and the added emphasis on stealth technology, F-15's have been cleverly disguised as a hood ornament on cars.
Results are mixed at this time.

B: Due to budget constraints and the need for a more mobile Air Force, the Air Force is experimenting with transporting F-15's on top of cars.
Results are mixed at this time.

C: After years of abuse from Navy and Marine pilots about how the Air Force needs a 10,000 foot runway to land on, the Air Force is experimenting with a car CARRIER type landing strip.
Results are mixed at this time.

Yours
Pirate Hunter

Post by **Drazimo** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:09 am

-Guy on the left- "The boss is going to kill me, I'm gonna be sick... nope, I Brad Pitt myself."
-Guy on the right- "You think you've got problems, the sgt still wants me to put the spare wheel on!"

Post by **Modeling101** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:51 am

That's is one bird that can't park lol

Post by **profkb** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:05 pm

Johnny wasn't sure why there were sprues of car parts in his airplane model box, but he made the kit anyways.

http://www.youtube.com/user/longlance67 · Post by **longlance67** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:06 pm

" Ah. That's Where I Parked it !!!!!"

Post by **hardihood1** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:16 pm

afghan air force new secret weapon to drop on the Taliban, "Ford Tough"

Post by **gustavlekstal** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:44 am

Uno ab alto (One over all) airforce slogan.

Post by **Panzerwolf** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:43 pm

Looks like a nice scene for a diorama!

Post by **hook1169** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:01 pm

1. That's not what I meant by "Pork Belly"

2. Apple Maps, still not ready for navigation...

Post by **gustavlekstal** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:34 pm

"What if" a police car as a jet fighter

Post by **George** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:40 pm

I told you letting your wife drive the police car was a bad idea.

Post by **wappynutter** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:10 pm

Childrens favorites "Starscream" and "Barricade" are dropped from the next Transformers movie after screenshots from a private sextape are discovered doing the rounds on various internet sites..
Both stars refused to comment ...........

Post by **generalgrog** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:23 am

F-15: "I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him George"

GG

Post by **Glen** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:43 pm

At least the airbags work!

Glen

YouTube · Post by **Reddragon62** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:50 am

That's what I get for asking my wife to park the car!

Post by **Bridon** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:18 pm

Ok...so I couldn't catch you for the speeding ticket!...but I've got you bang to rights for low flying!

BrianG

Post by **Glen** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:54 pm

Fred, you still want me to get your Doughnuts of the back seat?

Glen

Post by **Glen** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:56 pm

Glen wrote:Fred, you still want me to get your Doughnuts of the back seat?

Glen

Is my coffee still there?

Post by **conradschmid99** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:52 am

Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with a jet!

Post by **hook1169** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:24 am

I've seen an eagle snatch a salmon right out of the river, but never a pig right off the street.

Post by **conradschmid99** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:30 am

Dude what would happen!

Post by **oldgit** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:20 am

The sat nav told me to stay on this road for 2 miles!!

Post by **coladito1** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:13 am

How about?

"See Harold, i told you this landing gear wouldn't hold!!" :p

Post by **Jan01** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:26 pm

A lick of paint and it will be as good as new.

Website · Post by **Panzermeister36** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:30 pm

It'll buff out

Post by **chief5437** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:05 am

Anyone got some black nasty?

Post by **chief5437** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:07 am

'On tonight's episode of Cops.....'

Post by **chief5437** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:09 am

AvGas thief puts pressure on local cops.

Post by **chief5437** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:10 am

Maybe ObamaCare isn't such a bad idea after all!

Post by **chief5437** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:12 am

Sniffer dogs? The (ch)Air Force have drug seeking cruise(er) missiles!